Submission courtesy of a-study-in—tardis-blue
The reason why reading books always gave us such great feeling is because just for a short moment, you get to forget the harsh truth and reality. You get stuck up in a small world where the character you are reading lives. You feel what they feel, you see what they see. It’s all pure imagination but it gives you a feeling of satisfaction. You get hurt when they get hurt. You cry when they cry. A feeling that no one except for those like you understands.
“I’m telling you guys, I can dance.”
I could watch this forever <3
I have fallen down the stairs, not once but twice, this semester and caused myself serious butt injuries both times (not really serious, but sore butts are so not fun). I don’t feel like dealing with this again so I am left with three options: 1) Someone out there needs to teach me how to walk down stairs because obviously I’m doing it wrong, 2) I need to learn to speak the language of stairs so I can speak with their leader and make a deal to provide for the safety of my butt, or 3) I need to study the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy more so I can learn to miss the ground the next time I fall and fly instead.
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
Showing my friend this: “oh I remember this episode!”
Me: “…did you read the text?”
Her: “oh….. but I remember the big cup!”
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Gotta love it haha
